Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men 2003

★ 7.4TMDB 0h 21min 12 seasons Creators: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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S1·E1 PilotSep 22, 2003 · TMDB 6.8Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.S1·E2 Big Flappy BastardsSep 29, 2003 · TMDB 7.3Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan,…S1·E3 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of HellOct 6, 2003 · TMDB 7.2Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.S1·E4 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a NapOct 13, 2003 · TMDB 7.4Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie…S1·E5 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a HumpOct 20, 2003 · TMDB 7.2Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.S1·E6 Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?Oct 27, 2003 · TMDB 6.7The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.S1·E7 If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually FakeNov 3, 2003 · TMDB 7.7Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith…S1·E8 Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-FulNov 10, 2003 · TMDB 7.2Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.S1·E9 Phase One, CompleteNov 17, 2003 · TMDB 6.8Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.S1·E10 Merry ThanksgivingNov 24, 2003 · TMDB 7.0Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him.S1·E11 Alan Harper, Frontier ChiropractorDec 15, 2003 · TMDB 6.8When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image.S1·E12 Camel Filters and PheromonesJan 5, 2004 · TMDB 7.0Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.S1·E13 Sarah Like Puny AlanJan 12, 2004 · TMDB 6.6Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time.S1·E14 I Can't Afford HyenasFeb 2, 2004 · TMDB 6.7Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.S1·E15 Round One to the Hot Crazy ChickFeb 9, 2004 · TMDB 6.8Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.S1·E16 That Was Saliva, AlanFeb 16, 2004 · TMDB 6.9Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.S1·E17 Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the HatsFeb 23, 2004 · TMDB 7.2Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to…S1·E18 An Old Flame With a New WickMar 1, 2004 · TMDB 7.0Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.S1·E19 I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember YouMar 22, 2004 · TMDB 7.1Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.S1·E20 Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the DarkApr 19, 2004 · TMDB 6.9Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.S1·E21 No Sniffing, No WowingMay 3, 2004 · TMDB 6.9Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered…S1·E22 My Doctor Has a Cow PuppetMay 10, 2004 · TMDB 6.7When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.S1·E23 Just Like BuffaloMay 17, 2004 · TMDB 7.3When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.S1·E24 Can You Feel My Finger?May 24, 2004 · TMDB 6.9Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas.

Cast

Jon Cryer
Jon Cryer Alan Harper
Angus T. Jones
Angus T. Jones Jake Harper
Conchata Ferrell
Conchata Ferrell Berta
Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen Charlie Harper
Holland Taylor
Holland Taylor Evelyn Harper
Marin Hinkle
Marin Hinkle Judith Melnick
Ashton Kutcher
Ashton Kutcher Walden Schmidt
Melanie Lynskey
Melanie Lynskey Rose
Courtney Thorne-Smith
Courtney Thorne-Smith Lyndsey Mackelroy
Ryan Stiles
Ryan Stiles Herb
Amber Tamblyn
Amber Tamblyn Jenny
Jennifer Bini Taylor
Jennifer Bini Taylor Tina
Sophie Winkleman
Sophie Winkleman Zoey
Graham Patrick Martin
Graham Patrick Martin Eldridge Mackelroy
April Bowlby
April Bowlby Kandi
Jane Lynch
Jane Lynch Dr. Linda Freeman
Judy Greer
Judy Greer Myra
Emmanuelle Vaugier
Emmanuelle Vaugier Mia

Crew

Producers
Carol Anne Miller
Cinematography
Mark Davison
Production Design
John Shaffner
Costume Design
Mary T. Quigley

Details

First air date
Sep 22, 2003
Last air date
Feb 19, 2015
Seasons
12
Episodes
262
Network
CBS
Status
Ended
Studios
Warner Bros. Television, Chuck Lorre Productions, The Tannenbaum Company
Country
United States of America
Language
English

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